Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Fortune Cookie!

Me: They gave us three fortune cookies with our order!
Austin: I saw that.
Me: They probably thought there were three people eating, since you got a large order of pork lo mein and I got small order of vegetable lo mein.
Austin, touching his stomach: What are you saying?
Me, touching his stomach too: You're eating for two now, dear.

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