Mermaid Pillow

I got Austin a mermaid pillow (the sequins pillows you can write messages in or draw pictures on).
Austin: I love you.
Me: I love you too. The pillow says so. Forever and ever and ever.
Austin: Until I change the message.
Me: To what? Fart?
Austin: Well, now that you say so . . .

I don't have a picture of it saying "fart".