Me, unpacking groceries: And I got pecan pie snack mix. I love this stuff.
Austin: I want to try some.
Remember, Austin doesn't like nuts, especially in sweet things.
Me: You won't like it.
Austin: Just a little.
Me, handing the bag over.
Austin, gagging: Ooo, yuck *gag, gag, hack*
Me: I told you.
Austin: I'm going to get it down. I'll swallow it.
More gagging.
Remember when he insisted on trying the toffee-ettes, toffee rolled in almonds?
Me: I told you.
Austin: I'll make it.
More gagging.
Austin: No, I'm not.
Spits it into the sink.
Me: I told you!
Drinking several cups of water.
Me: I told you.
And for those of you who keep saying I should do this as a comic strip, this is why I shouldn't do it as a comic strip.
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