Shower Curtain

So this happened shortly after we cleaned the bathroom, but I forgot to include it with the bathroom bits.
Austin picked out four shower curtains and asked me which one I liked the best. I narrowed it down to two, one with a Parisian motif, and one with a white flower on a black background.

Austin: I really like the Parisian one better, but it's cloth and we'd need to buy a liner and that one's $34. The flower one is only $19.00 and we wouldn't need a liner.

Me: Don't worry about the money. Get the one you want.

Austin: I like both of them. And I do like the flower one. It's just a shower curtain.

Me: Well, remember when you were cleaning the bathroom and you took the black valances down and you said how much brighter it was in the shower? The Parisian one is white. The flower one is mostly black, so you'll be back to a dark showering experience.

Austin: The flower one is see-through.

Me: What?!?!?!!?! No, we're definitely getting the Parisian one then.

Austin: You have a problem with a transparent shower curtain, but you leave the door open when you go to the bathroom. I'd rather have you see me in the shower than taking a poop.