It’s that time of the year again. *Sigh* My mammogram showed that my breasts were newly asymmetrical. This is often caused by changes in estrogen levels, but occasionally, cancerous cysts are the cause. Since I had a hysterectomy a couple of years ago, I figured it was hormonal, but in the spirit of safety, I was signed up for a more extensive diagnostic mammogram and an ultrasound.
Me, to Austin: It’s probably nothing, so don’t mention breast cancer to anyone.
Austin’s boss, the following day: Are you okay?
Austin: Yeah, I’m fine.
Austin’s boss: Okee-dokey.
Austin: In the interest of complete transparency, my wife may have breast cancer. She’s at the hospital right now having tests.
BTW, I am fine. I DO NOT HAVE CANCER.
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