Guppy comes whining to me.
Me, to Guppy: No. You're only getting fed twice a day. Go away.
Austin, give me a look.
Me: Guppy was really skinny when we first brought her home, but now that she's starting to fatten up, I'm trying to cut back how often I feed her.
Austin: She is getting fat. A little stout, a lager.
Me: She's a pale ale.
Austin: Exactly, she's an India Pale Ale.
Me: She's Siamese, not Indian.
Austin: Fine, she's a Siam Pale Ale. We'll call her spa for short.
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