Friday, October 23, 2020

MeUndies

 Austin, still going on about Christmas: X friend loves this website, MeUndies.

Me: You and your obsession with underwear.

Austin: We could have matching underwear, you and me. Me in boxers, you with bra and panties.

Me: No.

Austin: You wouldn't like that?

Me: No.

Austin: They have a lot of different patterns. We could all have dinosaurs. Imagine, Christmas day, knowing everyone will have on dinosaur underwear.

Me, rolling my eyes.

Austin: I think we can customize underwear even. You wouldn't want Untamed underwear?

Me: No.

Austin: Just imagine, Lan WangJi saying "Hi," on your @$$.

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