Austin: I almost had a crazy idea.
Me: I’m sure it was completely crazy.
Austin: I was thinking we could get a Christmas tree.
Me: We have a Christmas tree.
Austin: I was thinking like a Halloween Christmas tree, then a Thanksgiving Christmas tree, then a Christmas Christmas tree.
Me, making a face: I could see a Halloween tree, but not a Thanksgiving tree.
Austin: You don’t want a tree with a cornucopia and all the delicious food?
Me: Delicious food belongs in my stomach, not on a tree.
Austin: I think we can do both.
Me: Just for that—wait, I can’t quite get it to come. Oh, there it is. [Small flatulence.] I fart in your general direction.
Austin: A for effort.
Me: And an S for smell.
Austin: That was an A and two S’s.
Me: I’m sure it was completely crazy.
Austin: I was thinking we could get a Christmas tree.
Me: We have a Christmas tree.
Austin: I was thinking like a Halloween Christmas tree, then a Thanksgiving Christmas tree, then a Christmas Christmas tree.
Me, making a face: I could see a Halloween tree, but not a Thanksgiving tree.
Austin: You don’t want a tree with a cornucopia and all the delicious food?
Me: Delicious food belongs in my stomach, not on a tree.
Austin: I think we can do both.
Me: Just for that—wait, I can’t quite get it to come. Oh, there it is. [Small flatulence.] I fart in your general direction.
Austin: A for effort.
Me: And an S for smell.
Austin: That was an A and two S’s.
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