Austin:
X walked up to me today and asked where you were, like it was a
Federal case that you didn't go to work today. I told her you had a
dental appointment.
Me: I wonder what she'll do tomorrow when I'm not there again.
Austin: I'm going to tell her that there was a horrible accident in the dentist chair, that the drill slipped, bounced off the tooth and hit your eye, that your eye was gorged and popped out and that you're bloody and disgusting and you'll be blinded for life.
Me: Tell her I quit and got another job. That will scare her more.
Me: I wonder what she'll do tomorrow when I'm not there again.
Austin: I'm going to tell her that there was a horrible accident in the dentist chair, that the drill slipped, bounced off the tooth and hit your eye, that your eye was gorged and popped out and that you're bloody and disgusting and you'll be blinded for life.
Me: Tell her I quit and got another job. That will scare her more.
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