Monday, May 16, 2016

X-Men

Austin was watching one of the X-Men cartoons and a character flashed on.
Me: Was that Gambit?
Austin: Yes.
Me: Proof that I've watched too many of the movies.
Austin: Everyone recognizes Gambit. He always looks the same. Him and Nightcrawler.
Me, incredulous: Uh, Wolverine.
Austin: Nah, they're always changing how he looks. But Gamit, he's the same. And Nightcrawler, he's always blue.
Me: Nightcrawler's black.
Austin: He's blue.
Me: Beast is blue. And that girl, Manic or Mimic or whatever her name is, she's blue. Nightcrawler's black.
Austin: He's blue.
Me: In the movie, he's black.
Austin: No, he has all those tattoos, but he's blue.
Me: Women are less likely to be color blind than men.
Austin: That has nothing to do with this.

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