Me:
I had a customer named **** Woodcox.
Austin: Oh my, that is a fantastic name.
Me: It doesn't cost that much to legally change your name.
Austin (eyes pop): If I change my name, will you be Mrs. Woodcox?
Me: I didn't take XXX. I'm not taking Woodcox.
Austin: If I change my name, I'm going all the way. I'll be Austin Thrusting Woodcox. You can call me Rust. Short for Thrust.
Me: No.
Austin: Or I could just change my middle name. I could be Austin Thrusting XXX. You don't like Rus, Rust, Thrust? That would be a great middle name.
Me: I have no witty comeback for that.
Austin: Oh my, that is a fantastic name.
Me: It doesn't cost that much to legally change your name.
Austin (eyes pop): If I change my name, will you be Mrs. Woodcox?
Me: I didn't take XXX. I'm not taking Woodcox.
Austin: If I change my name, I'm going all the way. I'll be Austin Thrusting Woodcox. You can call me Rust. Short for Thrust.
Me: No.
Austin: Or I could just change my middle name. I could be Austin Thrusting XXX. You don't like Rus, Rust, Thrust? That would be a great middle name.
Me: I have no witty comeback for that.
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