The Death of Captain Hook

I don't consider myself to be a Oncer, but I am in love with Captain Hook. And I'm taking his fictional death rather hard . . .

Austin: You want to bowl a game?
Me: If you want.
Austin: You don't have to if you don't want to.
Me: No, just been thinking.
Austin: About what?
Me: Once Upon a Time, if you must know.
Austin, chuckling: There's nothing wrong with that.
Me: It's so bad, but I love it so much. I'm exorcising the demon the only way I know how.
Austin, taking my water bottle and throwing a handful of water on me: Out demon! By the power of Christ, I command thee! That also works. 

As days passed and my mourning continued . . .

Austin came over and hugged me.

Me: I'm sorry. I'm being stupid. Twitter is blowing up over Hook's death. But the more sane articles think he's not really dead. Honestly, they've killed him three times this season. I'm going to start to disrespect the show if they resurrect him again.

Austin: Well, I hope you lose respect for the show. Because you've lost your ability to use proper grammar.