Austin was really sick this morning, so I asked
him if he had any WLB days left.
Me: We're allowed to use WLB days again. Call off. You threw up yesterday.
I touched his forehead.
Austin: It's the ten hour days. But I'm going to call off. I just feel guilty.
Me: Well, when you call, be sure to say you're actually sick this time.
Austin: Yeah, sure, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna call, “*hack, hack* I'm sick--is the car warmed up?--yeah, I know I've faked before, but this time I'm really sick.--yeah, I'm coming-- so, yeah, I'm sick and I'm not going to make it to work today.”
I'm rolling laughing.
Austin: I'm not going to do that. That call will get forwarded to a manager.
Me: Well, me and the girls will talk about it tomorrow.
Me: We're allowed to use WLB days again. Call off. You threw up yesterday.
I touched his forehead.
Austin: It's the ten hour days. But I'm going to call off. I just feel guilty.
Me: Well, when you call, be sure to say you're actually sick this time.
Austin: Yeah, sure, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna call, “*hack, hack* I'm sick--is the car warmed up?--yeah, I know I've faked before, but this time I'm really sick.--yeah, I'm coming-- so, yeah, I'm sick and I'm not going to make it to work today.”
I'm rolling laughing.
Austin: I'm not going to do that. That call will get forwarded to a manager.
Me: Well, me and the girls will talk about it tomorrow.
*FYI, I got a text at home, so they didn't even wait until I was at work to ask.
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