Donating Sexy Underwear

I haven't worn sexy underwear for Austin for a while, so I made a point of buying some lacy crotchless underwear for him. We had our sexy time, but he really didn't seem all that impressed.

Me: I got them just for you.

Austin, shrugging: I like your regular underwear.

I wear cotton bikinis. Sometimes solid color, sometimes lackluster patterns.

Me, a little disappointed: Well, I guess I'll give them to a rummage sale.

Austin: You can't give those to a church rummage sale.

Me: I only wore them once. I washed them. They're clean.

Austin: No, you can't have sexy underwear at church rummage sales.

Me: Nothing in the Bible says I can't give sexy underwear to a church rummage sale.

Austin: Yes it does.

Me: I've read it. I would have remembered a part about sexy underwear.

Austin: It's in an old translation, like the Dead Sea Scrolls, that got lost from the version we read.