Hugs

So, people see Austin & I hug at work all the time, so my co-workers are starting to get this misguided idea that I'm a hugger. So, I hugged Austin before I left for the day.

Co-worker, arms open: I want a hug.

So I hug him.

Me: Don't blame me for any diseases you contract.

Co-worker: Diseases?

Me: Just fair warning.

Austin: You never warn me about diseases.

Me: It's too late for you.

Co-worker: I just wanted some love.

Me: That's not what I'm giving out.