Texas de Brazil

So Austin & I are going out to lunch today with my sister and brother-in-law to celebrate his birthday. Texas de Brazil. The wine list is expected to be amazing. I don't drink, but Austin does love a good wine sampling.

Me: If you want to partake, I can drive home.

Austin: I'm not drinking this early on a Sunday.

Me: Yeah right, but a bong for breakfast is perfectly acceptable.

Austin: It is. It even has its own name.

Me: Really? A breakfast bong?

Austin: No, a wake and bake.

I laugh.

Austin: Wine for breakfast also has a name. It's called alcoholism.