Sunday, December 4, 2016

The Cats

So our cat Thirteen is usually the mouth in our house. But Mouse was whining this morning.
Me: Shut up, Mouse. You're starting to sound like your brother.
Austin: I dont think they're brothers.
Me: There are no steps or halves in this house.
Austin: Oh really?
We live in a two story house with a basement.
Me: Fine, yes, there are stairs.
Austin: Actually, I was going to make a joke about a half-wit.

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