Committing

Happy Anniversary to me and Austin! Today is our four year wedding anniversary. In April, we'll have been together 10 years!

Austin: I'm not much for committing.
Me: Don't I know it. Took you six years to commit to me.
Austin: Did not.
Me: We got married four years ago.
Austin: That's just a piece of paper. I put lots of things on paper that I don't mean.