Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Mali

So I was talking about this girl I used to work with, Mali.
Austin: Mali who?
Me: Mali X.
Austin shakes his head.
Me: You remember Mali.
Austin, blank stare.
Me: Mali. [As if repeating helped, louder] Mali.
Austin, nothing.
Me: Pale black girl, thin. She used to sit a few seats from me when I worked e-mail.
Austin: With the accent.
Me: Not Maly with a Y. Mali with an I.
Austin: I know Maly with the Y. She's my Maly. I meant the lesbian girl with the accent.
Me: Viviana?
Austin: No. She's a dyke. The pretty little one with an accent. She used to sit right behind you.
Me: That was Luz. No, Mali. You remember Mali, who borrowed my collection of novellas.
Austin: Oh, yeah. I kind of remember her.
Me: That's the Mali.

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