So
me, my mom and Austin were hanging out yesterday. I was talking about
how unappreciative Austin was that I'd gotten him some pizza from
work . . . then I talked about the ice cream that he didn't like . .
.
Mom: You should just make a list of all the things he doesn't like.
Austin, that sweet man, who would never hurt a soul: There'd be too many people on it.
Mom: You should just make a list of all the things he doesn't like.
Austin, that sweet man, who would never hurt a soul: There'd be too many people on it.
Then
I continued on about the ice cream Austin didn't like, which I bought
for myself for my birthday.
Me: If you listened to me, you'd know what 7-layer ice cream is and wouldn't have accidentally eaten something you hate.
Austin: If I listened to you, I'd go crazy.
Me: If you listened to me, you'd know what 7-layer ice cream is and wouldn't have accidentally eaten something you hate.
Austin: If I listened to you, I'd go crazy.
Yes,
he's completely fooled everyone into think he's just the sweetest,
nicest guy ever.
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