Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Poisons

Once again, Austin & I were watching a true crime show. This one about poisons.
Austin: If only I had kept that thallium when we were cleaning out my dad's house.
Me: Don't get any ideas. Just like your family, my family knows. There will be a full tox screen. You only get the house if I die of natural causes.
Austin: Oh, it'll be natural. I'm gonna smother you. With love.


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