Dresses

Another set of friends is getting married. They haven't set a date yet, but I'm already ready.

Me: Both dresses I got were a bit tight in the bust.
Austin: That sucks. Both sizes?
Me: I only got one size.
Austin: But you got two dresses.
Me: Yes. From fashionmia, I told you.
Austin: Oh yeah, two different dresses. I thought you were talking about the dress for the wedding.
Me: I already took the one for the wedding back. I hemmed the one that fit and everything. I told you that.
Austin: I don't listen to you.
So I get huffy and Austin comes over and hugs me.
Austin: Have I told you that I love you today?
Me: No. You told me you don't listen to me.
Austin: Oh God, it's not like you listen to me.
Me: Yes I do. I listen very closely so I can quote you accurately for our friends' and family's amusement.