Austin
called off, but did it the normal way. One of my department's
functions is to listen to the call-offs and note them.
Austin: The next time I call off, I'm going to be one of those calls you really like. "Yeah, this is Austin, I'm a champ two and I'm sick. I'm coughing. *hack, hack* I've got some diarrhea, it's getting all over everything. And I threw up. There's this odor. It kind of smells like cheese . . . but I haven't had cheese in the last forty-eight hours. And I have this tender spot on my testicles."
Austin: The next time I call off, I'm going to be one of those calls you really like. "Yeah, this is Austin, I'm a champ two and I'm sick. I'm coughing. *hack, hack* I've got some diarrhea, it's getting all over everything. And I threw up. There's this odor. It kind of smells like cheese . . . but I haven't had cheese in the last forty-eight hours. And I have this tender spot on my testicles."
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