Jeans

Austin: We're having that associate night coming up at work. I can order X, Y and Z for my friends. Maybe even my mom. And I can also get another pair of these jeans. I love them, but I'm not sure what kind they are.
So, I go around to his back and bend over, read the tag on his bottom.
Me: They're Levi's.
I go back around to his front. Austin has his face in his hand.