Austin:
Today was horrible. I was sitting next to X and she smelled awful.
You know how women get that scent when they don't wash.
Me: BO.
Austin: Yeah, that horrible, rancid aquatic scent. I mean all women get that scent when they don't wash. Only women get that. Men, they get that other scent.
Me: Musky.
Austin: Yeah, that jungle sweat sort of scent. But women get that aquatic smell. That thing they say about tuna is true.
Me, face palm.
Me: BO.
Austin: Yeah, that horrible, rancid aquatic scent. I mean all women get that scent when they don't wash. Only women get that. Men, they get that other scent.
Me: Musky.
Austin: Yeah, that jungle sweat sort of scent. But women get that aquatic smell. That thing they say about tuna is true.
Me, face palm.
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