Plastic Surgery

Me: I wish there was another way, a new way, a different way to show you how much I love you.

Austin: You could get me plastic surgery so I could look like Emun Elliott.

Me, extended pause: How's this me showing you that I love you?

Austin: You could pay for it.

Me: That'd be a lot, like thousands. You'd have to have your face widened, your jaw widened, your nose widened. And your skin would have to be darker. Your eyes brown. Your hair too. I don't think there's any plastic surgery that can permanently change your eye color or your hair color.

Austin: I could be Emun Elliott with long, dazzling blond hair.

Me: That'd make him look like a drag queen.