Austin: I know I've only
had it a couple of days, but I really love that beard trimmer you
gave me.
Me: I'm glad you like it.
Austin: Yeah, it's great. [Holding up his arm] Look at the great job it did on my armpits.
Me, face palm.
Austin: What? You like it when I shave my pits.
Me: Yes, I do. Maybe I should borrow your beard trimmer when I take a sabbatical from shaving and I'm weed-wacking my leg hair.
Austin: Absolutely, but be careful with it. If you hit a mole, it hurts like crazy. I had blood everywhere.
Me: I don't have moles on my legs.
Me: I'm glad you like it.
Austin: Yeah, it's great. [Holding up his arm] Look at the great job it did on my armpits.
Me, face palm.
Austin: What? You like it when I shave my pits.
Me: Yes, I do. Maybe I should borrow your beard trimmer when I take a sabbatical from shaving and I'm weed-wacking my leg hair.
Austin: Absolutely, but be careful with it. If you hit a mole, it hurts like crazy. I had blood everywhere.
Me: I don't have moles on my legs.
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