Thursday, August 3, 2017

Spread

Me: The spread's seal just came off when I opened it, but the stuff never goes on sale and it didn't look like it was tampered with, so I ate some anyway. It seems fine. But if I die suddenly of poison, it was the spread.
Austin: I want some too.
Me: There's some left. You can have some.
Austin: But if it's poison, they can't test it.
Me: There's plenty left. Just make sure you leave enough so scientists can test the spread if we both happen to get poisoned.

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