Pineapple and Pizza

Me: X's baby is a year old today. Has it really been a year? You made that comment about a pineapple. Has that really been a year?

Austin: Huh?

Me: You remember. When baby X was born, you said how disappointing it would be if X had had a pineapple.

Austin: Oh yeah. That would be disappointing. Or a pizza.

Me: I wouldn't be disappointed in a pizza.

Austin: Sure you would. If you pushed a pizza out of your vagina after nine months, you'd be disappointed.

Me: Don't tell me what I'd be disappointed in.

Austin: I'm just saying, we can walk up the street and have pizza in ten minutes. If you waited nine months, you'd be disappointed.