I bought a couple of
things for Austin from a rummage sale today.
Austin: Thank you for the gifts.
Me: It's always tough when I spend 75¢ on my husband.
Austin: That's all? Seventy-five cents?
Me: Yeah, twenty-five for the book, fifty for the boxers.
Austin: Well, it would mean just as much if you spent hundreds of dollars. You can have my blood, all of it.
Me: I want your heart.
Austin: You have it.
Me: I want to eat it.
Austin: You do. Over and over again. It's chewy. Nom, nom, nom. Now my liver, you can't have that.
Me: I don't want your liver. Liver tastes disgusting.
Austin: Thank you for the gifts.
Me: It's always tough when I spend 75¢ on my husband.
Austin: That's all? Seventy-five cents?
Me: Yeah, twenty-five for the book, fifty for the boxers.
Austin: Well, it would mean just as much if you spent hundreds of dollars. You can have my blood, all of it.
Me: I want your heart.
Austin: You have it.
Me: I want to eat it.
Austin: You do. Over and over again. It's chewy. Nom, nom, nom. Now my liver, you can't have that.
Me: I don't want your liver. Liver tastes disgusting.
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