Me: I finally threw out
enough underwear and opened that package of underwear I bought a year
ago. I'm wearing a pair too. [smiles devilishly]
Austin:
I don't know how you do it. When I buy underwear, I have to open it
immediately. I mean, I'm really into underwear and all, but still,
you had that package sitting on your bureau for a year and a half.
Me:
Well, I had to wait until the last batch got holey and needed to be
thrown out. I only have so much room in my drawers.
Austin,
looking at my backside: You look like you have plenty of room in your
drawers to me.
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