Austin's boo-boo

Austin tackled Cassie as she was trying to run outside. Austin collided with the door and cement.

Me: Are you all right?
Austin: Yeah. I just feel like I fell really funny.
Me: Anytime you fall, it’s really funny.

 
Austin: This looks a lot better.
Me: I think it looks horrible.
Austin, flexing his bicep: I’m not talking about this. I’m talking about this (indicating scratched up arm).

Austin: That bruise looks worse and worse.
Me: It kind of looks like a fist wrapped around a candle.
Austin: Well, keep in mind, that’s where you’re always punching me.