Boxes

Austin & I finally took the boxes the couch was in up to the recycle bins. The boxes were hanging out of the car, threatening to hit the street the whole half mile. I mean, we opened the couch box and the couch was inside another box! We had boxes going on for days.
Austin: We haven’t lost a box yet. But we might be losing our minds.
I belch loudly.
Austin: And our self-respect.