Austin: Do we have any other plans tonight?
Me: Well, if you're up for it, there could be some fantastic sex in
your future.
Austin: Who am I having fantastic sex with?
Me, punched his arm and scowl.
Austin: I'm kidding. Seriously, I think I might only be up for
mediocre sex.
Me: I don't know who you're going to get it from.
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