Router

Me: Mom's iPad is losing connection again.

Austin: She probably needs a new router with a larger radius of service. She has a pretty big house.

Me: That's something else we can do today.

Austin: You know what that means.

Me: Yes.

Austin: Stopping at Wal-Mart.

Me: Look, I can stand there a few minutes while you get the router.

Austin: Oh no, we're going on a spree. We're taking a few hours. I want to go up and down every single aisle.