At Home Depot, picking up more cement, porch paint, stain and light
bulbs so we can finish up home repairs. While checking out, I found a wedding gift card, complete with
a three-tiered wedding cake and a couple on top.
Me: If someone gave me a Home Depot gift card as a wedding gift, I'd
hit them.
Mom: Some people would like getting a Home Depot gift card as a
wedding gift.
Me: It'd be like giving a woman a frying pan. No.
Mom: What about the couples who have just purchased a new home?
They'd welcome a Home Depot gift card.
Austin: Yeah. If you've already got a project in mind, like killing
your mother-in-law, you could buy a chainsaw, chop her up and bury
her. Funded by someone else.
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