Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Gun Sale

We drove past a gun store while running around.
Austin: Look! The local gun store has guns on sale! So you can celebrate the second amendment by shooting a gun in the air!
Me: Or shooting your husband. And we just bought new rugs. I'd just have to lay them down over the blood stain and get rid of the body.
Austin: Don't forget the couch. We just bought a life proof couch.
Me: A what?
Austin: Life proof. For all those little spill and drips. Just wipe it up. No blood, no problem.

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