Observing Austin’s dresser, with a glass of
water, cranberry tea and a can of Crush cream soda.
Me: I was going to offer to make you a beverage, but it looks like you have plenty.
Austin: Not really. I’m out of cranberry tea and I didn’t feel like making more. I took the can of Crush so I’d have something. But once I open the can, I’ll have to drink the whole thing. And then it will be gone.
Me: What a devastating life you lead.
Austin: I’ll survive.
Me: Damn.
Me: I was going to offer to make you a beverage, but it looks like you have plenty.
Austin: Not really. I’m out of cranberry tea and I didn’t feel like making more. I took the can of Crush so I’d have something. But once I open the can, I’ll have to drink the whole thing. And then it will be gone.
Me: What a devastating life you lead.
Austin: I’ll survive.
Me: Damn.
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