Scones

This morning, I got this pain in my chest. It really hurt and seemed to be right over where my heart would be. Being a mid-forties something women, it kind of scared me.
Austin: That’s heartburn. Haven’t you had heartburn before?
Me: No.
Austin: Take some Pepto. You’ll be fine.
And I am.
Later, making scones. I put the scones in the oven. Four minutes elapse.
Me: &*@^. I forgot the butter.
Austin: I wondered.
Me: Well, with the heartburn and all, it slipped my mind.
Austin: Heartburn doesn’t affect the brain. It may be the Coronavirus.