Me: We should have gotten chocolate today.
Austin: I did buy chocolate today. I got Andes Mints.
Me: I want chocolate that I like.
Austin: Well, like what?
Me: I don’t know. But we’re out of good chocolate. I mean, I could order chocolate, I guess.
Austin: That’s a lot of chocolate.
Me: Not of the kind I like. It’s like six bars. And chocolate is viable for like nine months.
Austin: Not in this house. You’re like a velociraptor with chocolate.
Me: A chocoloraptor.
Austin: I did buy chocolate today. I got Andes Mints.
Me: I want chocolate that I like.
Austin: Well, like what?
Me: I don’t know. But we’re out of good chocolate. I mean, I could order chocolate, I guess.
Austin: That’s a lot of chocolate.
Me: Not of the kind I like. It’s like six bars. And chocolate is viable for like nine months.
Austin: Not in this house. You’re like a velociraptor with chocolate.
Me: A chocoloraptor.
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