Austin & I haven't been going as crazy as some Americans with the stocking up thing, but we are trying to cut our grocery shopping to once every two weeks.
You stock up on what you want, I'll stock up on what I want...
Me, observing our bags: We should have gotten chocolate today.
Austin: I did buy chocolate today. I got Andes Mints.
Me: I want chocolate that I like.
Austin: Well, like what?
Me: I don’t know. But we’re out of good chocolate. I mean, I could order chocolate, I guess.
Austin: That’s a lot of chocolate.
Me: Not of the kind I like. It’s like six bars. And chocolate is viable for like nine months.
Austin: Not in this house. You’re like a velociraptor with chocolate.
Me: A chocoloraptor.
Austin: I did buy chocolate today. I got Andes Mints.
Me: I want chocolate that I like.
Austin: Well, like what?
Me: I don’t know. But we’re out of good chocolate. I mean, I could order chocolate, I guess.
Austin: That’s a lot of chocolate.
Me: Not of the kind I like. It’s like six bars. And chocolate is viable for like nine months.
Austin: Not in this house. You’re like a velociraptor with chocolate.
Me: A chocoloraptor.
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