Monday, May 18, 2020

Marriage of Convenience

Any time Austin or I start a new job or meet a new group of people or have a new interaction, we're always met with shock.

For some reason, Austin & I seem tremendously happy in our marriage. Many people find this inspirational and idealize our relationship.

Shock of shock, Austin and I sleep in separate beds. In separate rooms. We always have. We tried sleeping in the same bed when we first got involved, but one of us always ended up on the couch, so when we moved in together, we didn't even bother. He has his room. I have mine.

Yes, we have sex. Yes, we're both heterosexual. Yes, we like each other.

After having this rant, Austin: People think we're in a marriage of convenience.
Me: It's not convenient.

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