Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Monthly Cleaning

It’s time once again to clean the sinks, toilets, etc.
Me: Do you need to use the toilet before I clean it?
Austin: No.
Me: Well, I’m going to use it really fast before I clean it.
Austin: What are you going to use it for?
Me: If I could find a way to use it to kill you, I would. But I’ll keep thinking about it.

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