Austin
coughing at work during lunch.
Co-worker at another table: That right, Rachel, just let him choke.
Me: Of course. It's perfect. I've got all these witnesses. I obviously didn't do it if he dies.
Co-worker: Don't worry, Austin, I'll save you.
Austin, recovering himself: It's OK. I've told my family to do a autopsy, including a complete tox screen, on my death.
Co-worker at another table: That right, Rachel, just let him choke.
Me: Of course. It's perfect. I've got all these witnesses. I obviously didn't do it if he dies.
Co-worker: Don't worry, Austin, I'll save you.
Austin, recovering himself: It's OK. I've told my family to do a autopsy, including a complete tox screen, on my death.
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