New Hires

Austin's a trainer where we work, so he does a lot of interacting with new people. He stopped me in the hall and introduced me to this new hire. He told this woman that I was his wife. I almost said, "Stop telling people that. I'll call security." But I don't involve strangers in our insanity.
When I told Austin that later, Austin: Oh, you should have totally done that. That would have been so funny.

It's a sick, sad life.