Austin
& I went through probate hell recently.
Austin: I'm sorry you're stressed and I know it's mostly my fault.
Me: It's all right. It'll eventually be over.
Austin: Well, you did marry me, so really, it'll never be over. I've got this 'til death do us part' thing.
Me: Divorce.
Austin: I love that. No matter how moody you are, your sense of humor never changes.
Austin: I'm sorry you're stressed and I know it's mostly my fault.
Me: It's all right. It'll eventually be over.
Austin: Well, you did marry me, so really, it'll never be over. I've got this 'til death do us part' thing.
Me: Divorce.
Austin: I love that. No matter how moody you are, your sense of humor never changes.
Me, talking to Mom on the phone: I checked. Family can bid on the house. Only person who can't bid legally is Austin.
Austin, from the other room: Don't tell me what I can do, woman. I need someplace to live once you kick me out.
Me: Sooner than you think if you keep it up.
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