Spaghetti

I made spaghetti for dinner.

Austin: Where's the strainer? What did you use to get the noodles out of the pan?
Me: I just drained the water off and scooped them out.
Austin, agog: What? In this kitchen, with all these tools? And it's your turn to wash dishes. I think I'm going to use a strainer and a collander. 

 

For the noodles comments, I picked up the water bottle we use on the animals as punishment. I squirted Austin with it.
Austin: I've never hit a girl . . .