First Year Birthday Gifts

Austin had me get a gift for an infant's one year birthday party. I knew exactly what type of gift I was going to get, a push toy to help develop walking, but when I got there, there were five different types to choose from, so I was explaining the five different ones and why I chose the one that I did.

Me: I mean, the gears one was the cheapest, but it was pink and everyone knows babies don't have the visual acuity to see pastel as well as bright colors. And I really wanted one that played music, but the gears one just didn't make sense.
Austin: But the turtle with a handle coming out of its back and a garden in its shell makes perfect sense.
I must have had a look to kill, because Austin came over to hug me.
Me: You are such a fool to trust that I won't hurt you.