Austin
was at work helping his boss hang pictures of the facility head.
Austin bumped into the wall, loud crash, dept head X got his picture
off kilter.
Austin: Look X is crooked.
Co-Worker: Well, he was straight until you banged him.
Hilarity ensued. Austin tells me this story and I just blink.
Austin: You don't think that's funny?
Me: X is not straight. He was like that long before you bumped into his picture. He's married to a man. He hyphenated his name with his husband's.
Austin: You can drain every drop of humor out of something.
Austin: Look X is crooked.
Co-Worker: Well, he was straight until you banged him.
Hilarity ensued. Austin tells me this story and I just blink.
Austin: You don't think that's funny?
Me: X is not straight. He was like that long before you bumped into his picture. He's married to a man. He hyphenated his name with his husband's.
Austin: You can drain every drop of humor out of something.
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