Pony

I'm not young anymore. And I was never cool. A younger, much cooler friend of mine recently told me pony is a euphemism for &^#%^.
Austin: That completely changes the connotation of My Little Pony. 

In case I haven't mentioned it, I love My Little Pony and Austin is a Brony. 

Yep, that's my shopping bag.

And I wish I was the 15 year old girl who got that cake for her birthday.